In the shadowy corridors of Elsinore Castle, where whispers are currency and every glance hides a secret, one woman blooms like a delicate flower amidst chaos: Ophelia. But don’t expect a traditional retelling of Shakespeare’s Hamlet. Oh no, darlings—this is…
The Real Rapunzel: How ‘Tangled’ tells Girls to Worship the Sun
Okay, so Disney’s Tangled is basically what happens when Hollywood tries to rewrite God’s order with a Pinterest aesthetic and a ukulele soundtrack. The first five minutes alone? Total disaster. First, we get the absolute obliteration of biblical structure: “This…
Violet Beauregarde: A Brat Or Biblical Prophecy? Or Both?
Okay, so we all know Violet Beauregarde—the gum-chomping, sass-tossing, queen of overconfidence. We’ve seen her flaunt her golden ticket on the big screen, basking in her moment of glory. But guess what? Hollywood totally rewrote history on this one. The…