Beauty and the Beast: Singing Furniture and Spiritual Red Flags

The Beauty and the Beast
by Madame de Villeneuve

August 11, 2025 · FICTION

A Royal Hot Mess Not Written for Kids: What if I told you Beauty and the Beast were kissing cousins?! If you’ve been thinking Beauty and the Beast is just that cute Disney romance, bless your heart — you’ve been…

Welcome to my blog... this is where we talk about the books that totally wrecked our mascara and maybe our morals. If I finish a novel and don’t instantly feel the urge to drop a voice note in my group chat like, ‘Y’all. This book!’—did I even read it?” Expect full-on, spoiler-rich breakdowns with a spiritual side-eye, character judgments, and the occasional “bless her heart” moment. If you’ve ever read a story and immediately wanted to whisper about it in the church kitchen—this is your sanctuary.

Rebecca Brown: The Author that gives Main Character Energy

There’s Something About Rebecca ICU intern, accidental demon fighter, and part-time prayer warrior Hospitals are supposed to feel predictable, like a bad rerun of Grey’s Anatomy on loop — not like Hell itself punched the time clock and decided to…

Animal Farm
by George Orwell

Welcome to the Henhouse of Horror: It’s not fiction if we’re living it! At first glance, Animal Farm might look like a silly barnyard bedtime story—pigs on soapboxes, chickens forming committees, and horses quoting slogans like it’s the County Fair….

The Last Unicorn
by Peter S. Beagle

Welcome to the Midnight Carnival: The hag that outshined the whole dang thang… bless it. When I picked up The Last Unicorn, my heart was already galloping. This was the story behind one of my favorite childhood films—talking butterflies, enchanted forests, a…

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