Honey, you ever watch something from your childhood and suddenly realize, “Wait a minute… this isn’t cute at all”? That’s Disney’s “The Walrus and the Carpenter” in a nutshell—er, oyster shell. What looks like a whimsical beachside tale of a…
Books of the Beast: Belle’s Lust for Lucifer’s Library
Ah, Beauty and the Beast: a tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme…and maybe a story with a few subliminal strings attached? Don’t get me wrong; Belle is every bookworm’s dream protagonist. She strolls through town…
Bad Romance: Is Belle in Love or Trauma Bonded?
Disney’s Beauty and the Beast is often hailed as a timeless love story, but what if it’s less about romance and more about manipulation? Beneath the enchanting surface lies a sinister element: trauma bonding. This psychological phenomenon, where victims develop…
Sinister: Girls are Being Taught to Choose the Beast over the Bible
Disney’s Beauty and the Beast is often praised as a heartwarming tale about seeing beyond appearances, the magic of love, and the hope of redemption. But beneath the charm and enchantment lies a darker undercurrent—one that distorts virtue, glorifies emotional…
Belle’s Song: A Feminist Flex on the “Little People”
Alright, sugar, let’s have a little chat about Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. You know, it opens with that toe-tappin’, “aw-shucks” little number called “Belle”. On the surface? It’s adorable. Belle’s twirling through the town square, book in hand, hair…
Cute but Cursed: Occult Symbolism in Beauty and the Beast
We’ve all seen Beauty and the Beast, but is it a Fairytale or a Satanic Soft Launch? Let’s take a closer look. Okay, so you think Disney’s Beauty and the Beast is just a cute love story with talking furniture…
Today’s Cinderella: Less Gruesome, but also Less Godly
Okay, so everyone and their fairy godmother knows the Disney version of Cinderella—pumpkins, magic slippers, and a whole lot of Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo. Cute, right? But what if I told you the real Cinderella story wasn’t about a glittery ballgown or some…
Wonderland Wants Alice to Hate Everything about Womanhood
When you think of Alice in Wonderland, you might recall whimsical characters, nonsensical dialogue, and a dreamlike journey. However, a deeper look at Chapter 6 reveals a profound and subliminal commentary on the struggle of growing from a girl to a woman,…
The Real Rapunzel: How ‘Tangled’ tells Girls to Worship the Sun
Okay, so Disney’s Tangled is basically what happens when Hollywood tries to rewrite God’s order with a Pinterest aesthetic and a ukulele soundtrack. The first five minutes alone? Total disaster. First, we get the absolute obliteration of biblical structure: “This…