Ah, Beauty and the Beast: a tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme…and maybe a story with a few subliminal strings attached? Don’t get me wrong; Belle is every bookworm’s dream protagonist. She strolls through town…
The Real Rapunzel: How ‘Tangled’ tells Girls to Worship the Sun
Okay, so Disney’s Tangled is basically what happens when Hollywood tries to rewrite God’s order with a Pinterest aesthetic and a ukulele soundtrack. The first five minutes alone? Total disaster. First, we get the absolute obliteration of biblical structure: “This…