We’ve all seen Beauty and the Beast, but is it a Fairytale or a Satanic Soft Launch? Let’s take a closer look.
Okay, so you think Disney’s Beauty and the Beast is just a cute love story with talking furniture and a catchy soundtrack? That’s so adorable. But let’s be real—beneath all that Be Our Guest nonsense, this movie is serving up some seriously sketchy vibes.
So grab your Bible (and maybe a hazmat suit), because we’re diving into the not-so-magical underbelly of this “classic.”
Romanticizing the Beast – Or, How to Date the Antichrist
Belle is smart. Belle is independent. Belle… falls for a literal beast? Girl, what are you doing? The whole story is basically one big gaslight session, conditioning audiences to see a dark, cursed creature as misunderstood rather than, oh I don’t know, a red flag in fur.
📖 Revelation 13:1 describes the Beast as having power and authority from the dragon. Sound familiar? Our Disney Beast is feared by all but somehow charms his way into Belle’s heart. Instead of resisting, she leans in—like, full-on Stockholm Syndrome style.
And let’s not ignore 📖 2 Corinthians 6:14, which clearly says, “Do not be yoked together with unbelievers.” But Disney’s out here like, “Nah, just love your captor enough, and he’ll turn into a prince.”
Cute. Also… NO.
Witchcraft is the Real Star Here
Oh, you thought this was just a love story? Sweet. But let’s chat about how the entire plot hinges on straight-up satanic sorcery.
A mysterious enchantress curses a prince (who, honestly, had it coming), and now his only hope is… more magic? The Bible is very clear on this one: “Let no one be found among you who practices divination or sorcery.” 📖 Deuteronomy 18:10.
And don’t even get me started on that enchanted rose. It’s basically an occult totem, dictating the Beast’s fate, which is not how divine timing works. Magic isn’t a tool for transformation and redemption—that’s God’s job, not Disney’s special effects department.
Lumière, Cogsworth & Mrs. Potts: The Occult Squad
Disney wants you to think these enchanted objects are just comic relief. But let’s break this down:
- Lumière (the Candle) – In the occult, candles symbolize summoning spiritual forces. His name literally means “light-bringer,” just like Lucifer. Yikes.
- Cogsworth (the Clock) – Clocks represent time and control in witchcraft. But in reality? Time belongs to God, not some snarky mantelpiece.
- Mrs. Potts & Chip – The mother/son duo lines up eerily with occult archetypes of the Great Mother and Divine Child, a sneaky distortion of biblical figures like Mary and Jesus. Nice try, Disney.
Gaston: Villain or Misunderstood Alpha Male?
Sure, Gaston is arrogant. But let’s be honest—he’s also the only person in this town asking the right questions. Like, Hey, why is that girl shacking up with a beast?
Instead of being the hero who’s trying to save Belle, Disney paints Gaston as the bad guy. The confident, masculine leader is demonized, while the literal cursed Beast gets a redemption arc? That’s a hard pass. 📖 1 Corinthians 16:13 tells men to be strong and courageous, but this movie twists those virtues into villainy.
The Bigger Picture – What’s the Real Message Here?
Disney didn’t just make a fairytale. They packaged up the satanic blend of romanticizing darkness, normalizing witchcraft, distorting biblical truths, and slapped a catchy soundtrack on it.
📖 Romans 12:2 warns us, “Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.” Watching these things uncritically does shape our beliefs, whether we realize it or not.
If You Didn’t Get the Hint, Here It Is…
Look, Beauty and the Beast is visually stunning and catchy as heck. But beneath the fairytale sheen, it’s quietly preaching some seriously satanic, anti-biblical themes.
📖 Ephesians 5:11 says, “Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them.” So here we are, exposing it.
Next time you sit down for a Disney movie night, maybe double-check what you’re actually inviting into your mind. Because not everything wrapped in magic and music is harmless.
And honestly? Belle could have done so much better.
Anyway, time for this Byrd to fly. Bye Bye Now.